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Personal Splurge on failure: 1itis, maintaining relationships & the feeling of wasted opportunities

August 14, 2012 Leave a comment

Note: This is a personal diary splurge, almost certainly of No use to anyone but me – so please don’t bother reading this – go check out a more interesting post.

Fuck Fuck Fuck. That is how my Saturday morning at 6am began. The grounds were set for an awesome weekend. My good friend the South African troubadour was getting married. As one of the men of honour, I was not only a VIP, I was also organising the catering and was confident of doing an amazing job. I had organised for the horse girl to come up and visit. She was going to arrive at just after midnight when the wedding was over. So I was set for an amazing day, followed by a hot night, then Sunday she would be on my arm for the post wedding lunch at which I would naturally be the man. You may have already guessed it – this did not work out.

Process to deal with Anger

July 9, 2012 Leave a comment

There is an old school Hindu process that I still use this day when I find myself spending energy being annoyed or angry or anything else that is negative. Been using it since the BBC Micro computer days, so this is how I will lay it out:

10 “Do something about it (anything)”
20 “Let it go”
30 IF unable to “let it go”, Go to 10

I find it incredibly useful! The interesting thing about the “do something about it (anything)” is that you literally can do anything. It is not about achieving a result (though that is what you are aiming for), the sheer act of doing something in itself seems to have the effect of helping one to let the annoyance/anger go and makes you feel instantly better. I swear by this process any time I feel anoyed or angry. It isn’t always easy to make yourself do it, but it always works if followed!

Course, this is not as useful as the process:

10 Print “The Rampant Man is FAB”
20 Go to 10
30 Run

But almost as good!

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Lesbians

April 25, 2012 Leave a comment

Lesbians: Amusing cartoon strip about some lesbians – very funny!

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16 commandments of Poon applied to an asshole in a relationship

April 3, 2012 Leave a comment

There is a guy I know who is with a girl and seems to bring very little to the table. I am going to now go through the 16 comandments of poon and see if he ticks them – I want to see if he does enough of them to “deserve” to be with her, despite being an asshole (in relationship terms).

I. Never say ‘I Love You’ first

Women want to feel like they have to overcome obstacles to win a man’s heart. They crave the challenge of capturing the interest of a man who has other women competing for his attention, and eventually prevailing over his grudging reluctance to award his committed exclusivity.

10/10 - Yes he really does this I think. He certainly makes her work hard for it, and she is without a doubt left having to “work” for him. I think that for her he may well have framed it so that she feels she is working to “keep” him and win his heart. I think that the reality is that she is higher value than him.

II. Make her jealous

Flirt with other women in front of her. Do not dissuade other women from flirting with you. Women will never admit this but jealousy excites them.

8/10 – As a good looking guy he probably has a number of interactions with women and is seen to raise attraction with them.

III. You shall make your mission, not your woman, your priority

Forget all those romantic cliches of the leading man proclaiming his undying love for the woman who completes him. Despite whatever protestations to the contrary, women do not want to be “The One” or the center of a man’s existence.

5/10 He falls down a little here! I think that he lacks direction, and can be without mission. Read more of this post

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Sexy Zelda

April 3, 2012 Leave a comment

Okay this is awesome!! They have an entire website dedicated to re creating the Zelda images and game in real life. Check out the Zelda Photos here right now, it is brilliant!

Great costume hey?

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Hitting on a HB9 – then hitting the floor as the boyfriend attacks!

February 21, 2012 Leave a comment

Location: outside Underworld in Camden

Date: Saturday night

Event: LSS Bootcamp night

Warm up

Having spent the day in lectures, an improv rehearsal for a show that I am doing followed bymore lectures, I hit the street with 2 buddies and an approach coach. In the Worlds End Pub in camden we did great, talking to lots of girls of have a great time. I even managed to get a double kiss happenning – check out the photo – the girl on the right is literally biting my cheek!

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Babycakes – Neil Gaiman download / read

February 15, 2012 Leave a comment

Baby cakes by Neil gaiman. I thought babycakes was brilliant, so you can now read or download it here if you want to.

Enjoy!

Places to hike in the UK

February 10, 2012 Leave a comment

The following are the hikes that I would like to do. Have a look…

West Highland Way

This is one of the greatest walks of all time – in the top 20 earth walks (walks to do before you die). It is awesome, and filled with a history of travellers for both pleasure and trade. It would literally blow my mind to do this.

We could camp, and for £40 each have a baggage service carry all our kit to the next camping spot, so this would be the perfect no heavy bags but the joy of camping. We all know that we would have a good time doing this. Read more of this post

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