Business Membership for dating – Free 6 month’s gold card

One of the problems with dating is where the hell do you go? Now living in London there are countless options… but here is an unusual one… use a business environment to start out with!

As a man you want to be smooth, slick and powerful. As much as we like to ignore it, having money helps – and being seem to be a “man of means” definitely helps! Regus the office company offer their Gold members unlimited access to their business lounges and hot desks as part of the membership (as well as the add hoc offices by the hour at a discounted rate). The have offices all over the world, London, Manchester to Thiland! Most importantly for you Londoners they have several locations in london.

Once in the lounge there are sofas, desks and normally a few computers. Free tea and coffee is available and the setting is very corporate with big screens on the walls showing the news etc etc, all pretty plush. This is the office room I used the other day for a 2 hour meeting I had – it was board room style and made me feel pretty cool!

Regus Office Space

Meet a girl there
When you meet a girl you want her to enter your world. Meeting a girl here really does do this, especially if you can get her to come to you. The place is entry ONLY for members, so you will have to pick her up at the door and acompany her into the space. After that take her to your comphy chair where you have been working on your laptop/iPad whatever (not waiting for her at all), get her a free coffee and start the date there. If you like her, then go some where else for a change of environment

Test is for Free!
Wanna try it? Well you can do that now by getting a 6 month free member ship card right now. Just use the details below to sign up. Personally I use the places a bit between meetings or if I have a couple of hours to kill in London between things. It is pretty handy for that – but I think that the value it adds if you are on a date is excellent!

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Free 6 month Regus Businessworld Gold membership worth £150

To apply for this offer simply click the Redeem button and use the code “UKPYEL”.

http://www.regus.co.uk/yell

Customers can only redeem this offer once. Offer valid from 1st July 2011 to 1st July 2013.

Text advice from a married man

Game theory VS Traditional Gentleman’s advice

I went on a date with an Indian girl the other day. I liked her so I kissed her. A good friend of mine is Indian and married Indian so I consider him something of an expert in this area. He suggested I run my follow up text by him which I did. This was what I was thinking of sending:

Afternoon! Ah, I’m having an excellent day in my job that I really enjoy working along side my friends… hows your day going? ;-)

His response:

Suggested text:
Hi ?????I hope you had a good day. Was really nice meeting you last night. I know you dont like your job but hopefully the future will bring change. I know what it feels like everyday to do something you don’t like. I was wondering if you would be free one evening next week/end. It would be nice to meet up again, but this time no kissing, I promise.

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How to make your woman YOURS (Cheeky weekend away)

So I went for a little cheeky weekend away with little Miss Cheeky from the Mr Men books. Did  a some outdoor stuff together which I really enjoyed (I nearly always enjoy the outdoor stuff). Got a really good deal on a hitlon hotel room last minute… access to the steam room was a good addition to the weekend!
Destory the room – she will love it!

When we first got into the room, I basically took her around the room ravisihing her whilst destroying the room. Read more of this post

Thay – the Vietnamese girl – the importance of dating someone positive

She was pretty, with huge manga eyes. I told her this, then withdrew 10% by akinning them to evil manga eyes! Good fun.

At one point she told told me that she wasn’t a positive person, that generally she was down. This is the thing I found most interesting to talk about.

Being positive
I am a very positive person. I have a really good life, good health, friends, a family that I love, food on my table and a choice of several different clothes to put on my back! I have every reason to be positive about life… but then so do a lot of negative unhappy people. So we know that whilst being below the poverty line is cause for unhappiness, being massively above the poverty line is not necessarily cause for being really positive and happy!

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Ceri the welsh cycling girl

Going to keep this super short as I lack time:

Set up:

  • Met at science museum speed dating – but took number directly from her didn’t bother with the cross matching system
  • Arranged date by text. Whilst it is really hard to raise attraction in only 3 minutes, I think that the direct taking of the number did most of that work for me as it is such a strong statement of intent that it is memorable. Also, hard to meet a girl if you don’t have her number!
  • Also perhaps speed dating does bring out some beta men so by comparrison…. ?

Date facts/data only:

BBC pub @ 8:30pm. Bounce to Bedford. Kiss on lips in Bedford. Then better kiss outside the station.

How the date went:

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I appear to have butterfly’s in my stomach… oh no my mistake, they’re not in my stomach, they are in a white envelope!

I have been receiving a birthday present in parts from Norwich lover… and she has left me completely baffled!!!

The first thing I got was some kind of Ikea basket – looks like an expandable clothes basket.

The next thing were some eppendorf tubes – again these did not shed any light but just made things even more mysterious!

And finally today what do I get through the post…

 

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Set her on fire – literally!

So I had an amazing weekend date with a really awesome girl. The girl had a 4 pack washboard stomach – extremely fit! So I did something that I loved in the bedroom… I set her on fire. That’s right, on FIRE!!! How awesome is that! Want to have a go yourself? Here is what you will need:

  • A can of Highly Flammable Hair Moose
  • A lighter

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Why we must always seize the day and never let the opportunity pass should we be faced with it

Skype call with an old friend of mine.

There was a time over a decade ago when I could have had her… or should I say we could have had each other! The vibe was always electric between the two of us, and she is properly crazy! But the window has passed and she is happily married etc…

…why did the window pass? Here there is no doubt – because I allowed it to. I did not understand how to man up and take the lead. I could have done anything however clunky and unsmooth and I believe – I know – that we would have gotten together. But did I? No. Why?

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